The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 9: Giving That Other Fellow Hell

A hale and hearty hello to all of you out there in nether regions of the outerweb!  Once again, we plunge into the world of James Bond.  Through this journey we’ve gone from “bad” to “not so bad” to “well, it’s better than stabbing ourselves”.  So you see, we’re getting better and things will be …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 4: Toupees Are Forever

Given the current climate where the world gets news so instant that it hasn’t even happened yet, I wanted to be as up to the minute as I could be with this latest James Bond post.  So after the struggles of walking down to the basement via stairs that the children have polluted with every …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 3: Some Producers Engender Continuous Tired Reboot Ennui

Hello to all the gentle and dear readers out there in the vacuum of digital space!  I can see that you’ve exhausted every single other website on the webnets and that’s why you’re finally down to this one.  Well, I’m not bitter about that at all!  Sit a spell and take yer shoes off, pardner!  …

The 25 or However Many Days of 007 DAY 1: Viewing To Killing

Hello and incandescent greetings of mirth and whimsy and zeitgeists!  Once again I am taking to the ether of the interwebs to start a series that will truly test the limits of patience among most carbon-based lifeforms, several recliners, and most commemorative spoon collections that were collected after 1974.  Yes, I am challenging myself to …

Almost Equal Sequels Part III: A Shot In The Dark

This sometimes updated, always indifferent series has been a tremendous success!  So because there’s precious little else to do in-between facing earth-shattering poverty or death by breathing or maybe both, I thought I’d upchuck another entry!  Perhaps I can generate even more enthusiasm by ending my third straight sentence with an exclamation point!  Yeah!  Actually, …

Almost Equal Sequels Part II: Fletch Lives

Given the rollicking (and by rollicking I flipping mean rollicking!) success of this half-hearted series, I have decided to go back to the well and bring out another earlier entry!  Yes, another sequel!  About sequels!  You see I too have fallen prey to the demands of the public and am going for the cash grab …

Almost Equal Sequels Part I: Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

(Yes, yes, I know, I know, this is Part 1, remodeled and reconfigured from my previous blog.  Reduce, reuse, recycle, right?  Oh and I’ve reedited a bit too.  You’re rewelcome!) In an effort to stand out from the protesting hordes who might be a trifle jaded about Hollywood’s love of sequels, I have decided to …

The Greatest Pumpkin Story Ever Told

Belief is a peculiar thing.  Just the very act of having faith is an incredible achievement.  Sure, science can come along like an all-knowing bully with a big smug tape ball on its glasses and human logic can easily dictate like Mussolini, but sheer raw belief can overtake both of those, disregardless of their respective …

Almost Equal Sequels Part V: Dracula’s Daughter

Another week in October!  That means we need to take the time to focus on the reason for the season: horror sequels that aren’t that bad!  Oh and since you probably won’t have trick-or-treating, since the world has been taken over by the children of the town leaders in Footloose who somehow crossbred with the …

Almost Equal Sequels Part IV: Halloween II

Has it really been since July since I’ve had a blog entry? Gosh, I wish more was going on in the world today so I’d have something to irreverently comment about.  I should be more responsible.  This is why I could never adopt a highway.  The state would see how little I would emotionally and …