The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 23: For Her Thighs Only Indeed!

Well, dear reader and even more read dearers, thank you for taking the time to sit here once again at the Chateau Bond to enjoy some more espionagey home cooked goodness!  The top three 007s have arrived and fortunately they are all fun Bond adventures.  They also share one thing in common: a plethora of …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 22: “Living’s In The Way We Die”? What Does That Even Mean?

And here we go again!  Yet another excursion to the planet of 007 is being had today!  We are nearing the end of the journey that started several hundred years ago, give or take an hour or two.  It has been a bumpy ride and I’m sure that most of you have forgotten the trials …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 20: Nobody Does It Half As Good As You Do A Third Of The Time Every Quarter Hour

So we meet again for the first time, for the last time.  Well, not really.  I have a few more of these to go, but who would have believed that we could get this far?  I know that the Vegas bookmakers had odds that certainly weren’t in my favor.  But seeing as how hell froze over this past week, …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 19: No, This Royale Is Not With Cheese

Hey, it is currently 6 minutes past the hour here on our mega James Bond super secret agent weekend!  If you’re just tuning in, thanks for making us a part of your day.  It is a brisk 11 degrees this morning.  If you’re doing that last-minute Christmas shopping, be sure to bundle up!  Let us help you on your …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 16: “Octo…WHA??? We Can’t Say THAT, Can We?”

Once more into the breach dear friends, as we dare to defy the odds and delve into yet another chapter in the life of our favoritest secret super special British English agent, James Bond 007.  We are now past the dark days of A View To A Kill and Die Another Day, aren’t we?  Seems …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 13: The Spatial Issues Of James Bond

Well, here we are yet again to spelunk into the cavern that is James Bond 007.  We’ve covered all the stalactites and stalagmites that are before us and now I’m already bored with the cave exploration analogies.  Moving on, I shall now go over a Bond movie that I’m sure most of you would have placed much, …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 9: Giving That Other Fellow Hell

A hale and hearty hello to all of you out there in nether regions of the outerweb!  Once again, we plunge into the world of James Bond.  Through this journey we’ve gone from “bad” to “not so bad” to “well, it’s better than stabbing ourselves”.  So you see, we’re getting better and things will be …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 5: An Assassin That’s Second To None! Well…Not Really.

Hello again and thank you for taking some time out of your hectic, workaday manic lifestyle to spend some fleeting moments reading yet some more claptrap about the world’s most well known film franchise!  But enough about Police Academy, let’s get back to Bond!                 The Bond films I’ve looked at so far have been the bottom of …

The 25 or However Many Days of 007 DAY 1: Viewing To Killing

Hello and incandescent greetings of mirth and whimsy and zeitgeists!  Once again I am taking to the ether of the interwebs to start a series that will truly test the limits of patience among most carbon-based lifeforms, several recliners, and most commemorative spoon collections that were collected after 1974.  Yes, I am challenging myself to …

Almost Equal Sequels Part III: A Shot In The Dark

This sometimes updated, always indifferent series has been a tremendous success!  So because there’s precious little else to do in-between facing earth-shattering poverty or death by breathing or maybe both, I thought I’d upchuck another entry!  Perhaps I can generate even more enthusiasm by ending my third straight sentence with an exclamation point!  Yeah!  Actually, …