How I Saved Lucasfilm and Star Wars: A Primer

With all the claptrap and hoohah with Lucasfilm and Star Wars and Disney and whatever else going on, I thought that I would do what I do best: help out even though no one asked me to in the first place.  Hey, no need to thank me!  Just think of me as a Good Samaritan wandering out in the …

The Toxicity of Toxic Fandoms that are Toxic!

I didn’t think that the day would end in controversy.  Certainly that wasn’t my goal, at least at that time.  It was a relatively chilly and cloudy day, par for the course of an admittedly blasé Wisconsin winter.  After a rigorous battle reorganizing the linen closet, matching pillowcases with sheets and folding more towels than …

This Certainly Trumps The Inauguration!

Well, here we are for the first time as we were before once again.  Yes, that is the way that I have decided to start this blog post commemorating the beginning of a new year by going back to the winter of 2016!   And hopefully this clickbait title will drag in the readers, who will become …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 23: For Her Thighs Only Indeed!

Well, dear reader and even more read dearers, thank you for taking the time to sit here once again at the Chateau Bond to enjoy some more espionagey home cooked goodness!  The top three 007s have arrived and fortunately they are all fun Bond adventures.  They also share one thing in common: a plethora of …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 13: The Spatial Issues Of James Bond

Well, here we are yet again to spelunk into the cavern that is James Bond 007.  We’ve covered all the stalactites and stalagmites that are before us and now I’m already bored with the cave exploration analogies.  Moving on, I shall now go over a Bond movie that I’m sure most of you would have placed much, …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 8: I Think The World Should Suffice

Once again, thank you for taking some time to poke around in here and follow me with this insane Bondian project.  Well, not insane like in an “The streets will run red with the blood of my victims, but at least the trains will run on time!  Mwah-hahahahahah!” kind of way.  But insane like “Hey, I’m going …