Almost Equal Sequels Part XXI: Die Hard 2

Die Hard is one of those rare things in nature.  Rarer than a hen’s tooth.  More rarer than a unicorn.  Even more rarer than a Sasquatch riding a unicorn with a hen’s tooth in its innate rareness.  No, my friends, enemies, and barely tolerated minor acquaintances at best, Die Hard is one of those rare …

Almost Equal Sequels Part XVI: Lethal Weapon 2

Gosh, I’d love to say that due to the injuries that I sustained while trying to stop a runaway school bus filled with nuns, orphans, orphaned nuns, and a squadron of sasquatch babies is what kept me from writing for so long, but sadly I cannot say that.  I mean, I could say that, but …

Almost Half A Baker’s Dozen Days of Christmas Movies: Day 1 Lethal Weapon

The Best of the Season to you and yours!  What better way to enjoy the festive festivities than to plow through yet another hastily compiled and awkward list of Christmas movies on the Interwebnets!  I just want to start out by saying that this list is not going to be ranked in any way.  Well, except for …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 17: Revoked: To Have Voked Again

Well, omigollygosh! Here we are yet again to be human sponges, absorbing as much of James Bond as we possibly can!  17 movies into this hackneyed and unoriginal project already?  At this point, we should be getting to the creamier of the crop as we mosey along.  And after a world in which we’ve experienced …