Welcome weary interweb traveler! So glad you could make it to this little exploit of mine. If you haven’t heard, which I find incredible to believe in this modern day and age, I’m going through what I consider to be the worst to the best James Bond movies every single day. Chances are this should …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 6: A Measurement Of Empathy
Welcome back to the lusty and decadent world of James Bond, secret agent 007! Grab yourself a shaken vodka martini, have some delicious caviar, and set yourself down at the baccarat table so you can pretend to know how to play this no skill involved card game for millions of francs. At the end of the night, …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 5: An Assassin That’s Second To None! Well…Not Really.
Hello again and thank you for taking some time out of your hectic, workaday manic lifestyle to spend some fleeting moments reading yet some more claptrap about the world’s most well known film franchise! But enough about Police Academy, let’s get back to Bond! The Bond films I’ve looked at so far have been the bottom of …
The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 4: Toupees Are Forever
Given the current climate where the world gets news so instant that it hasn’t even happened yet, I wanted to be as up to the minute as I could be with this latest James Bond post. So after the struggles of walking down to the basement via stairs that the children have polluted with every …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 3: Some Producers Engender Continuous Tired Reboot Ennui
Hello to all the gentle and dear readers out there in the vacuum of digital space! I can see that you’ve exhausted every single other website on the webnets and that’s why you’re finally down to this one. Well, I’m not bitter about that at all! Sit a spell and take yer shoes off, pardner! …
The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 2: Why Not Save Time And Just Die Today?
Well, given the enormous response to this unrealistic and unsustainable idea of being able to write a post about every single James Bond film from worst to best every single day, I have decided to continue anyway and slog through another one. After all, things can only get better. Right? Right….? Anniversaries are an easy sell in …
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The 25 or However Many Days of 007 DAY 1: Viewing To Killing
Hello and incandescent greetings of mirth and whimsy and zeitgeists! Once again I am taking to the ether of the interwebs to start a series that will truly test the limits of patience among most carbon-based lifeforms, several recliners, and most commemorative spoon collections that were collected after 1974. Yes, I am challenging myself to …
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