Witnessing the 5th in Line While Being 5th in Line: My Experiences at the May 2018 Royal Wedding™ of Harry and Meghan

With all the recent hoohah and flapdoodle surrounding everyone’s favorite non-royals, I thought I would go reflect to happier times, before lucrative Netflix deals and huge interviews with Oprah.  Back before these plucky innocents were undoubtedly tormented by the trappings of incredible wealth and status and privilege through their being members of the British monarchy.  …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 8: I Think The World Should Suffice

Once again, thank you for taking some time to poke around in here and follow me with this insane Bondian project.  Well, not insane like in an “The streets will run red with the blood of my victims, but at least the trains will run on time!  Mwah-hahahahahah!” kind of way.  But insane like “Hey, I’m going …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 2: Why Not Save Time And Just Die Today?

Well, given the enormous response to this unrealistic and unsustainable idea of being able to write a post about every single James Bond film from worst to best every single day, I have decided to continue anyway and slog through another one.  After all, things can only get better.  Right?  Right….? Anniversaries are an easy sell in …