Nobody Errs It Better: Petty Nitpicks and James Bond

My wife and I have been doing our best to train and teach our children.  Sometimes we succeed, sometimes we fail, but we don’t give up easily.  We encourage, we enable, we chastise, we correct.  Parenting is a full-time job.  If you don’t believe me, just ask Ward Cleaver or Herman Munster; they know the …

Almost Equal Sequels Part XVI: Lethal Weapon 2

Gosh, I’d love to say that due to the injuries that I sustained while trying to stop a runaway school bus filled with nuns, orphans, orphaned nuns, and a squadron of sasquatch babies is what kept me from writing for so long, but sadly I cannot say that.  I mean, I could say that, but …

A True Temple of Doom: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Tis a rare day indeed when I and the good missus can get away from our offspring to have a half-arsed day date to see a film in a theater.  So, when the opportunity presented itself that the grandparents would mind the children for three hours, we left before they could change their minds and …

Go Go Godzilla Went Went Away

(Author’s note: This was originally written back hundreds of years ago in the lovely days of November 2014.  Since Hollywood believes in bringing forth nothing new, I thought I wouldn’t either!  Well, that’s not exactly true.  I’ve reedited this a tad and added some pictures, which the original post didn’t have, and spiffed it up …

The 25 Or However Many Days Of 007 DAY 26(?!): He’s Gonna Save The World At Casino Royale, Eventually.

Just when I thought I was done and could walk away, it pulled me back in. Welcome to all of you who have made it this far!  After meticulous fact checking, hours of painstaking research, and figuratively thousands of miles travelled in order to come to the truth, I have discovered that yes, there is one …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 25: Because “From The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics With Love” Was Too Long Of A Title

Before starting off today, let me be amongst those that wish for a very Merry Christmas to you and yours and everyone in between as well!  Hard to believe that 25 days have passed since I started this venture and for those of you that have stuck with me, it has been a study in the …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 24: If We Have All The Time In The World, Then Why Do We Have All These Clocks?

First off, let me offer a wonderful Christmas message to all via the tinsel strewn landscape from the James Bond world!  Either through completely dumb luck or fortuitous planning or both or neither, I’ve managed to bring the only Christmas-themed James Bond film in at number two on today of all days!  Gosh, are we really at …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 23: For Her Thighs Only Indeed!

Well, dear reader and even more read dearers, thank you for taking the time to sit here once again at the Chateau Bond to enjoy some more espionagey home cooked goodness!  The top three 007s have arrived and fortunately they are all fun Bond adventures.  They also share one thing in common: a plethora of …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 22: “Living’s In The Way We Die”? What Does That Even Mean?

And here we go again!  Yet another excursion to the planet of 007 is being had today!  We are nearing the end of the journey that started several hundred years ago, give or take an hour or two.  It has been a bumpy ride and I’m sure that most of you have forgotten the trials …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 21: Ian Fleming’s Jamaican Home? Really, That’s Your Title?

Well, here we are yet again to stroll into the park of James Bond and enjoy another lovely day.  The birds are singing, the sun is shining, the leaves are blowing gently in the breeze.  Ahh…oh, sorry!  What now?  I was miles away.  Anyway, thank you to all the wonderful readers as well as those …