Like the sands through the hourglass, these are the films of James Bond. Hello and welcome to another installment in this ever-burdensome project. I appreciate your patience and understanding. Remember when I started this wild idea? I was just a blushing youth with my entire life ahead of me. And now? The winter of our …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 13: The Spatial Issues Of James Bond
Well, here we are yet again to spelunk into the cavern that is James Bond 007. We’ve covered all the stalactites and stalagmites that are before us and now I’m already bored with the cave exploration analogies. Moving on, I shall now go over a Bond movie that I’m sure most of you would have placed much, …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 12: You Only Live And Let Die Twice Another Day
Well, here we are: the sort of halfway point in this mad quest to write something relatively new every single day about every single Bond movie in order from worst to best. I know many have given up their lives in order for me to reach this point. I have no idea why they would do something …
The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 10: Ready, Steady, No!
Huh? Wha? Oh, sorry! Guess I didn’t see you standing there in my hallway! Well, now that you’re here, pull up a pew and enjoy yet another disorganized daily examination of the James Bond film series! Hard to believe we’ve made it this far after all. We’re on an all-time high with a license to …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 9: Giving That Other Fellow Hell
A hale and hearty hello to all of you out there in nether regions of the outerweb! Once again, we plunge into the world of James Bond. Through this journey we’ve gone from “bad” to “not so bad” to “well, it’s better than stabbing ourselves”. So you see, we’re getting better and things will be …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 7: Perhaps They Should Have Said Never One More Time
Welcome weary interweb traveler! So glad you could make it to this little exploit of mine. If you haven’t heard, which I find incredible to believe in this modern day and age, I’m going through what I consider to be the worst to the best James Bond movies every single day. Chances are this should …
The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 6: A Measurement Of Empathy
Welcome back to the lusty and decadent world of James Bond, secret agent 007! Grab yourself a shaken vodka martini, have some delicious caviar, and set yourself down at the baccarat table so you can pretend to know how to play this no skill involved card game for millions of francs. At the end of the night, …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 5: An Assassin That’s Second To None! Well…Not Really.
Hello again and thank you for taking some time out of your hectic, workaday manic lifestyle to spend some fleeting moments reading yet some more claptrap about the world’s most well known film franchise! But enough about Police Academy, let’s get back to Bond! The Bond films I’ve looked at so far have been the bottom of …
The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 4: Toupees Are Forever
Given the current climate where the world gets news so instant that it hasn’t even happened yet, I wanted to be as up to the minute as I could be with this latest James Bond post. So after the struggles of walking down to the basement via stairs that the children have polluted with every …
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The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 3: Some Producers Engender Continuous Tired Reboot Ennui
Hello to all the gentle and dear readers out there in the vacuum of digital space! I can see that you’ve exhausted every single other website on the webnets and that’s why you’re finally down to this one. Well, I’m not bitter about that at all! Sit a spell and take yer shoes off, pardner! …
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