The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 20: Nobody Does It Half As Good As You Do A Third Of The Time Every Quarter Hour

So we meet again for the first time, for the last time.  Well, not really.  I have a few more of these to go, but who would have believed that we could get this far?  I know that the Vegas bookmakers had odds that certainly weren’t in my favor.  But seeing as how hell froze over this past week, …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 19: No, This Royale Is Not With Cheese

Hey, it is currently 6 minutes past the hour here on our mega James Bond super secret agent weekend!  If you’re just tuning in, thanks for making us a part of your day.  It is a brisk 11 degrees this morning.  If you’re doing that last-minute Christmas shopping, be sure to bundle up!  Let us help you on your …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 18: If Everything He Touches Turns To Excitement, How Does He Go To The Bathroom?

A hale and hearty hello to you and yours from me and I!  Thanks for tuning your station to this wonderful blogpostsite!  If you’re just joining me, I have been exploring the wondrous cinematic world of James Bond 007.  Oh, it has been hard to traverse such a trying trail and we’ve lost many along …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 17: Revoked: To Have Voked Again

Well, omigollygosh! Here we are yet again to be human sponges, absorbing as much of James Bond as we possibly can!  17 movies into this hackneyed and unoriginal project already?  At this point, we should be getting to the creamier of the crop as we mosey along.  And after a world in which we’ve experienced …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 16: “Octo…WHA??? We Can’t Say THAT, Can We?”

Once more into the breach dear friends, as we dare to defy the odds and delve into yet another chapter in the life of our favoritest secret super special British English agent, James Bond 007.  We are now past the dark days of A View To A Kill and Die Another Day, aren’t we?  Seems …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 15: “And He Strikes Like What? That Sounds Ridiculous. I’m Not Singing That!”

Like the sands through the hourglass, these are the films of James Bond.  Hello and welcome to another installment in this ever-burdensome project.  I appreciate your patience and understanding.  Remember when I started this wild idea?  I was just a blushing youth with my entire life ahead of me.  And now?  The winter of our …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 14: Yesterday Died Two Days Ago

The best thing about this peach cobbler recipe is that your guests will never suspect that instead of peaches, you used…oh, sorry!  Didn’t see you come in!  Yes, in order to apply my bottomless wisdom in many and varied arenas, I have taken to giving my favorite made-up on the fly, never tested recipes.  But …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 13: The Spatial Issues Of James Bond

Well, here we are yet again to spelunk into the cavern that is James Bond 007.  We’ve covered all the stalactites and stalagmites that are before us and now I’m already bored with the cave exploration analogies.  Moving on, I shall now go over a Bond movie that I’m sure most of you would have placed much, …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 12: You Only Live And Let Die Twice Another Day

Well, here we are: the sort of halfway point in this mad quest to write something relatively new every single day about every single Bond movie in order from worst to best.  I know many have given up their lives in order for me to reach this point.  I have no idea why they would do something …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 11: The Leap From Quantum

Once again, thanks and greetings from the most fragrant blog in the world!  We’ve come a long way haven’t we?  I know the pressure has been enormous for all concerned.  But we keep on climbing up the ladder and with each rung we place underfoot, we manage to arise out of the morass and into …