Nobody Errs It Better: Petty Nitpicks and James Bond

My wife and I have been doing our best to train and teach our children.  Sometimes we succeed, sometimes we fail, but we don’t give up easily.  We encourage, we enable, we chastise, we correct.  Parenting is a full-time job.  If you don’t believe me, just ask Ward Cleaver or Herman Munster; they know the …

Almost Equal Sequels Part XVI: Lethal Weapon 2

Gosh, I’d love to say that due to the injuries that I sustained while trying to stop a runaway school bus filled with nuns, orphans, orphaned nuns, and a squadron of sasquatch babies is what kept me from writing for so long, but sadly I cannot say that.  I mean, I could say that, but …

A True Temple of Doom: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Tis a rare day indeed when I and the good missus can get away from our offspring to have a half-arsed day date to see a film in a theater.  So, when the opportunity presented itself that the grandparents would mind the children for three hours, we left before they could change their minds and …

Almost Equal Sequels Part XII: 2010: The Year We Make Contact

Ye gods, it has been a terrifically long time, hasn’t it?  I feel like I’ve finally awoken from hibernation as I make the long journey to Jupiter’s moons, I tell you!  Now that I coincidentally on purpose mentioned Jupiter’s moons, I think the time has come to talk about a sequel to an acclaimed and …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 25: Because “From The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics With Love” Was Too Long Of A Title

Before starting off today, let me be amongst those that wish for a very Merry Christmas to you and yours and everyone in between as well!  Hard to believe that 25 days have passed since I started this venture and for those of you that have stuck with me, it has been a study in the …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 24: If We Have All The Time In The World, Then Why Do We Have All These Clocks?

First off, let me offer a wonderful Christmas message to all via the tinsel strewn landscape from the James Bond world!  Either through completely dumb luck or fortuitous planning or both or neither, I’ve managed to bring the only Christmas-themed James Bond film in at number two on today of all days!  Gosh, are we really at …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 18: If Everything He Touches Turns To Excitement, How Does He Go To The Bathroom?

A hale and hearty hello to you and yours from me and I!  Thanks for tuning your station to this wonderful blogpostsite!  If you’re just joining me, I have been exploring the wondrous cinematic world of James Bond 007.  Oh, it has been hard to traverse such a trying trail and we’ve lost many along …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 16: “Octo…WHA??? We Can’t Say THAT, Can We?”

Once more into the breach dear friends, as we dare to defy the odds and delve into yet another chapter in the life of our favoritest secret super special British English agent, James Bond 007.  We are now past the dark days of A View To A Kill and Die Another Day, aren’t we?  Seems …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 15: “And He Strikes Like What? That Sounds Ridiculous. I’m Not Singing That!”

Like the sands through the hourglass, these are the films of James Bond.  Hello and welcome to another installment in this ever-burdensome project.  I appreciate your patience and understanding.  Remember when I started this wild idea?  I was just a blushing youth with my entire life ahead of me.  And now?  The winter of our …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 12: You Only Live And Let Die Twice Another Day

Well, here we are: the sort of halfway point in this mad quest to write something relatively new every single day about every single Bond movie in order from worst to best.  I know many have given up their lives in order for me to reach this point.  I have no idea why they would do something …