The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 10: Ready, Steady, No!

Huh?  Wha?  Oh, sorry!  Guess I didn’t see you standing there in my hallway!  Well, now that you’re here, pull up a pew and enjoy yet another disorganized daily examination of the James Bond film series!  Hard to believe we’ve made it this far after all.  We’re on an all-time high with a license to …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 9: Giving That Other Fellow Hell

A hale and hearty hello to all of you out there in nether regions of the outerweb!  Once again, we plunge into the world of James Bond.  Through this journey we’ve gone from “bad” to “not so bad” to “well, it’s better than stabbing ourselves”.  So you see, we’re getting better and things will be …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 8: I Think The World Should Suffice

Once again, thank you for taking some time to poke around in here and follow me with this insane Bondian project.  Well, not insane like in an “The streets will run red with the blood of my victims, but at least the trains will run on time!  Mwah-hahahahahah!” kind of way.  But insane like “Hey, I’m going …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 7: Perhaps They Should Have Said Never One More Time

Welcome weary interweb traveler!  So glad you could make it to this little exploit of mine.  If you haven’t heard, which I find incredible to believe in this modern day and age, I’m going through what I consider to be the worst to the best James Bond movies every single day.  Chances are this should …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 6: A Measurement Of Empathy

Welcome back to the lusty and decadent world of James Bond, secret agent 007!  Grab yourself a shaken vodka martini, have some delicious caviar, and set yourself down at the baccarat table so you can pretend to know how to play this no skill involved card game for millions of francs.  At the end of the night, …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 5: An Assassin That’s Second To None! Well…Not Really.

Hello again and thank you for taking some time out of your hectic, workaday manic lifestyle to spend some fleeting moments reading yet some more claptrap about the world’s most well known film franchise!  But enough about Police Academy, let’s get back to Bond!                 The Bond films I’ve looked at so far have been the bottom of …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 4: Toupees Are Forever

Given the current climate where the world gets news so instant that it hasn’t even happened yet, I wanted to be as up to the minute as I could be with this latest James Bond post.  So after the struggles of walking down to the basement via stairs that the children have polluted with every …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 3: Some Producers Engender Continuous Tired Reboot Ennui

Hello to all the gentle and dear readers out there in the vacuum of digital space!  I can see that you’ve exhausted every single other website on the webnets and that’s why you’re finally down to this one.  Well, I’m not bitter about that at all!  Sit a spell and take yer shoes off, pardner!  …

The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 2: Why Not Save Time And Just Die Today?

Well, given the enormous response to this unrealistic and unsustainable idea of being able to write a post about every single James Bond film from worst to best every single day, I have decided to continue anyway and slog through another one.  After all, things can only get better.  Right?  Right….? Anniversaries are an easy sell in …

The 25 or However Many Days of 007 DAY 1: Viewing To Killing

Hello and incandescent greetings of mirth and whimsy and zeitgeists!  Once again I am taking to the ether of the interwebs to start a series that will truly test the limits of patience among most carbon-based lifeforms, several recliners, and most commemorative spoon collections that were collected after 1974.  Yes, I am challenging myself to …