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Well, here we are yet again to spelunk into the cavern that is James Bond 007. We’ve covered all the stalactites and stalagmites that are before us and now I’m already bored with the cave exploration analogies. Moving on, I shall now go over a Bond movie that I’m sure most of you would have placed much, …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 13: The Spatial Issues Of James Bond”
Well, here we are: the sort of halfway point in this mad quest to write something relatively new every single day about every single Bond movie in order from worst to best. I know many have given up their lives in order for me to reach this point. I have no idea why they would do something …
Huh? Wha? Oh, sorry! Guess I didn’t see you standing there in my hallway! Well, now that you’re here, pull up a pew and enjoy yet another disorganized daily examination of the James Bond film series! Hard to believe we’ve made it this far after all. We’re on an all-time high with a license to …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 10: Ready, Steady, No!”
A hale and hearty hello to all of you out there in nether regions of the outerweb! Once again, we plunge into the world of James Bond. Through this journey we’ve gone from “bad” to “not so bad” to “well, it’s better than stabbing ourselves”. So you see, we’re getting better and things will be …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 9: Giving That Other Fellow Hell”
Once again, thank you for taking some time to poke around in here and follow me with this insane Bondian project. Well, not insane like in an “The streets will run red with the blood of my victims, but at least the trains will run on time! Mwah-hahahahahah!” kind of way. But insane like “Hey, I’m going …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 8: I Think The World Should Suffice”
Welcome back to the lusty and decadent world of James Bond, secret agent 007! Grab yourself a shaken vodka martini, have some delicious caviar, and set yourself down at the baccarat table so you can pretend to know how to play this no skill involved card game for millions of francs. At the end of the night, …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 6: A Measurement Of Empathy”
Hello again and thank you for taking some time out of your hectic, workaday manic lifestyle to spend some fleeting moments reading yet some more claptrap about the world’s most well known film franchise! But enough about Police Academy, let’s get back to Bond! The Bond films I’ve looked at so far have been the bottom of …
Given the current climate where the world gets news so instant that it hasn’t even happened yet, I wanted to be as up to the minute as I could be with this latest James Bond post. So after the struggles of walking down to the basement via stairs that the children have polluted with every …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 4: Toupees Are Forever”
Well, given the enormous response to this unrealistic and unsustainable idea of being able to write a post about every single James Bond film from worst to best every single day, I have decided to continue anyway and slog through another one. After all, things can only get better. Right? Right….? Anniversaries are an easy sell in …
Continue reading “The 25 Or However Many Days of 007 DAY 2: Why Not Save Time And Just Die Today?”
Hello and incandescent greetings of mirth and whimsy and zeitgeists! Once again I am taking to the ether of the interwebs to start a series that will truly test the limits of patience among most carbon-based lifeforms, several recliners, and most commemorative spoon collections that were collected after 1974. Yes, I am challenging myself to …
Continue reading “The 25 or However Many Days of 007 DAY 1: Viewing To Killing”
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